Kyle Rayner & His Cats (because i’m ridiculous).

He’d have an Egyptian Mau and it would be named Bastet because there was one issue when he was sketching Egyptian stuff in a museum and he starts talking about how much he loves Egypt and old mummy movies. He’s a dork so, i don’t know, it made sense.

He’d also have a Tonkinese and he’d name it after coffee. Like mocha or something because he always drinks coffee. Like literally one day he was in a cafe and he was just like “I could name a cat after this” and then it just happened.

And he has an orange tabby cat. It use to have a proper name but one day Kyle made a joke about how the cat and Guy could be twins because of their hair and he thought it was hilarious and now refers to the cat as Guy and it creates alot of confusion. And sometimes Kyle puts the cat on Guys head and is like “What..where’d the cat go. Guy, have you see the cat?”

Guy named the Singapura cat Hal. Kyle just calls him “little guy” or “little baby” because it’s the smallest little kitty. But sometimes Hal visits so Guy always runs into the room with the cat and is like “Hal, meet Hal.” and he’d like be waving the cats paw and Hal thinks “Oh, you named it Hal because it’s so cute right?” and Guy is just like pshhh and says, “Heh, no I named it Hal because it’s a tiny, wimpy, little baby. Unlike our other strong, cool cats we didn’t name Hal.” And then Kyle has to rescue the cat and just grabs it from Guy “Guy, stop calling the cat names.” And Hal is just standing there like “Yeah sure, don’t call the cat names but please do continue calling me names.”

• Guy is totally allergic to cats (like not really but i’m making him) but he loves Kyle and he knows Kyle loves his cats so he puts up with it and well, Guy kinda loves the cats too.
• Kyle is the one that takes care of them. Guy just doesn’t bother.
• Kyle painted them all their own little cat bowls.
• Kyle also talks to them. Sometimes it’s in english and other times in meows because they meow back. So sometimes Guy and Kyle will just be hanging out, watching tv, and a cat will come up and start meowing and Kyle will just meow back and he’ll turn to Guy with this big doofus smile on his face and say something like, “Guy, i’m speaking cat.” And he just thinks it’s so funny. And the cat will meow at Guy but Guy just gives it this look and says, “I didn’t learn cat in college, now stop it.”
• Kyle holds all his cats like babies and walks around snuggling them all the time.
• Guy feeds them human food and it pisses Kyle off to no end. “Cats don’t eat pizza! Stop feeding them pizza!”
• Kyle also lets them sleep in the bed with Guy and him. And sometimes Guy wakes up in the middle of the night to see Kyle asleep with like a cat tail on his face.
• They use their rings as laser pointers for the cats to play with.
• Sometimes they make them little GL construct outfits.