So this is a Guy/Kyle with a kid kinda thing. Bullet point ideas basically. I actually have way more but hey shut it, no one cares.
- Kyle does the arts and crafts thing. Kyle would probably let the kid paint all over the walls and draw all over tables. Kyle probably walks around all day with craft glitter all over him too and paint on his face because he always sits down and does crafts them the kid and stuff. Guy probably walks in on it and just like “Oh looks like my babies are having fun” and Kyle just turns around and has like paint on his face and glitter all over his hands is just like “Yup! This is great!” Oh and Kyle hangs all the art all over the house.
- Guy is the sports dad. And he probably goes on and on about how their kid is going to play football “I don’t care if she’s a girl, she’s gonna love it and she’ll be better than all the other kids. She’ll kick all their asses.” Guy knows that he’s going to have the greatest kid ever and he’s going to rub it in everyone’s face.
- Guy always helps with homework and stuff. Kyle would probably end up just doing all the homework but Guy is a little more tough? maybe or he’s just good at teaching and working people through problems and stuff. He probably has moments where he doesn’t know what he’s doing and he gets all frustrated and has his hand in his hair and is just like “what the hell is this?!” But Kyle just watches because it’s cute seeing Guy all confused and worked up, especially over silly things like their child’s homework.
- Kyle at first is scared to do the whole zoo things (because hi, i’ve said this so many times before KYLE LOST DONNA’S SON AT THE ZOO AND FOUND HIM IN THE SIBERIAN TIGER EXHIBIT) but Guy is just like “Calm down, i’ll be there. we won’t lose the kid.” And Kyle explains all the animals in great detail and like starts telling like wiki article descriptions of them. And Guy probably makes all the animal sounds and acts like a doofus. He does monkey faces and dances around like a monkey and it’s hilarious. But when they do make it to the tigers Guy is like “Be careful, your daddy might throw you in with the Tigers.” And “Guy, shut it!”
- And yessss Guy does all the cute carrying on the shoulders thing and he runs around and makes it all exciting and stuff. Kyle does more of the hand holding so he always has rules about holding hands and not wandering off (because Kyle does and will lose children) Oh and they both do that cute little arm swinging thing. And Kyle does all his weird little constructs (like flying monkey rides) so that’s pretty enjoyable. Basically having two green lanterns as dads is the coolest thing ever.
- They both do storytime and they both get really into it. They are really eccentric and make up all the voices and get to the point where they are acting out the entire book and actually kind of forget they’re reading to their kid.
- Kyle overall is scared of having a kid and being responsible for all that entails when asked about it. But really, he loves the idea of having a kid and he’s actually really good with kids. He just over thinks things and always thinks he’s going to screw up. Kyle is usually the greatest parent when he doesn’t think about it and just acts.
- Guy wants kids and he loves kids and he’s just really good with kids. Maybe growing up rough has made him better at being a parent or something. I don’t even know how to explain it but he would just be the greatest dad and he wouldn’t worry about that much (Kyle does all the worrying)
- I don’t really know about names or if they’d have a boy or a girl or whatever. I would actually really like them to have a girl. Ugh but names….it wouldn’t be ordinary, i know that much. But at the same time it wouldn’t be so totally abstract. I think they’d both settling on something something with sentimental value and a touch of creativity.
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cleromancy said:
BE CAREFUL YOUR DADDY MIGHT THROW YOU IN WITH THE TIGERS
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