“Meow.”

“Kyle I swear if you don’t stop I’m gonna-“

“Meow?”

“They’re cats Kyle, they don’t understand you. That ain’t some real cat language you’re speaking so shaddup!” Guy said pulling Kyle into a headlock, ruffling his hair.

Kyle slapped at Guy’s arm until he released him, “How do you know she can’t understand me?”

Guy sighed,“My boyfriend, king of the cats.”

Kyle pressed his cheek against Guy’s,“Meow.”

“Dear god, Kyle.” Guy said, pushing away Kyle’s face. Kyle laughed, purring against Guy’s hand. “This ain’t cute Rayner. It’s borderline disturbing.”