please tell me all about lantern dates
megan i have too many lantern dates. and they’re all super bad. tell me more about your fun headcanon things. like remember the one when Kyle was sick? tell me stories.
(okay well here is a story about that time that Kyle took Guy back to Ikea because he didn’t learn the first time)
In retrospect, Kyle should have realized that he couldn’t take Guy—well, he really can’t take Guy anywhere. The where in question this time is Ikea. He needed a new shelf, it seemed simple enough to ask Guy to come along.
(He should have realized it would all be downhill when he said, “I’m going to Ikea, do you want to come?” and Guy had leered at him and done that eyebrow thing that he thinks is sexy and replied, “I won’t be the only one coming today.”)
But he hadn’t, and now he’s lost Guy.
“Stay there,” he had said. “I’ll be right back,” he had said. Guy had shrugged and slouched further down on the couch.
Guy hadn’t stayed. Guy had left. And Kyle had been all over the store and he was nowhere to be found.
He was going to have to go the front and ask them to page his lost boyfriend.
He sighed, and started on the long trek back.
Halfway there, the speakers in the giant store crackled to life.
“THERE IS A LOST CHILD IN THE STORE. HIS NAME IS KYLE. HE HAS BLACK HAIR AND IS ABOUT SIX FEET TALL. IF YOU SEE HIM, PLEASE ESCORT HIM TO AN ASSOCIATE SO THAT HE CAN BE REUNITED WITH HIS PARTY.”
He was going to have words with Guy when he finally caught up to him.
Oh god, yes!!!!!!
Guy had leered at him and done that eyebrow thing that he thinks is sexy and replied, “I won’t be the only one coming today.”
sexy eyebrow things and sexual innuendos. A+
Tell me more things!!