It won’t let me post the actual message, so here’s this.

I basically gave them a daughter and named her Alex because i’m stupid and junk. But i’m just going to copy paste this from an older post because if i write out all my other headcanon baby things right now they’ll be awful but i’ll probably make a post about it later. Maybe. If my brain is working.

• Guy would teach their daughter (because i want them to have a girl so shut up) how to fight, like she throws punches into his hands and he just cheers her on and Kyle just shakes his head and laughs because “Guy, she’s five. We’re not training a league of future boxers here.” She probably gets in fights at school alot too, but it’s because she’s standing up for people and so Guy get’s calls from the school like “Mr. Gardner, your daughter hit someone today and pulled their hair and bit them.” The biting comes from Guy, because Guy bites people all the time. And when he has to scold her for it he’s just like “Well…just no more fighting at school a’right? Just tell me if they hurt you then i’ll go punch their dad, okay?”

• Kyle is like a huge coddler. Kyle starts out with the idea that he’s going to do everything wrong and that “No, i can’t be a dad! I don’t know how to do this….” So he gets really protective and crazy sometimes. He’s full of constant cuddles and kisses and he freaks out if she gets hurt and Guy has to pull him aside sometimes and remind him “Kyle, she’s a freakin’ kid! She’s gonna fall down and get scrapes and stuff. She’s tough, don’t worry about it! She’s gonna be a pro football star anyway.”

• Adding that Guy also likes to toss her up in the air and run around with her on his shoulders. Guy’s the fun dad that does all the crazy stuff that makes Kyle cringe sometimes because Kyle thinks kids are delicate things that fall apart if they fall over or scrape their knees, so Guy spinning her around by the arms freaks him out.

• They also tell really good bedtime stories and they make constructs and act out stories. Most of the time the stories are all from their lantern adventures.

“And then your dad saved the entire lantern corps and is now the famous ‘torchbearer’ and all the little blue jerks kiss his ass!”

“Guy, watch your mouth!”

“Fine. They kiss his butt!”

And then Alex is all “Ewwww.”

• THERE WILL BE MORE THINGS EVENTUALLY.