So out the blue one day Guy would just be like, “So when are we going to visit your mom? We’re doing this thing, right?” Despite the fact that Guy has his own rule book for dating which is probably full of complete non sense, he still likes to do the whole classic “meet the parents thing” and he likes to act all charming and witty (usually starts with “Hey, I use to play football, ya know.”) and he tries to wear nice clothes and everything but he fumbles around with them the whole time. Okay, Kyle loves his mom but his mom is..i don’t know, a wild card sometimes. She doesn’t have a filter and she likes to push his buttons. He did the whole “meet my mother” thing with Donna and Jade and both of those never went exactly how he’d planned them to. So when Guy brings it up he starts thinking of a million different excuses (totally can’t use that dead mother one again after Donna. But geez Kyle just calm down, don’t be a total jerk.) Finally Kyle collects his thoughts, “Fine. Tomorrow.” And Kyle just looks all droopy and defeated so Guy throws his arm around his shoulder and pulls droopy Kyle towards him, “You’re pretty cute when you pout ya know that.” And he’d brush Kyle’s bangs out of his face, “And stop it with those eyes. You’re breaking my heart.” and he’d dramatically clutch part of his vest over his heart.
I was looking up Guy and Kyle’s height and found this gem on the DC Wikia site.
I COULD’VE TOLD YOU THEM BECAUSE I’VE MEMORIZED WHAT THE SITE SAYS. But i totally just freak out every time i see Partner: Guy Gardner. BOYFRANDSSSSSS.
I really want to write a fic about Guy being like a divorced professor with a Kid and Kyle being a college Student that wants to hit that.
This, oh my god, i want this so bad now. “Kyle being a college student that wants to hit that” ALSKFJLASKDJLAKDSJFLAKJDSF
So scribeprotra asked for star sapphire Kyle kissing Guy. eh…. I’m sorry scribeprotra…
I basically gave them a daughter and named her Alex because i’m stupid and junk. But i’m just going to copy paste this from an older post because if i write out all my other headcanon baby things right now they’ll be awful but i’ll probably make a post about it later. Maybe. If my brain is working.
“And then your dad saved the entire lantern corps and is now the famous ‘torchbearer’ and all the little blue jerks kiss his ass!”
“Guy, watch your mouth!”
“Fine. They kiss his butt!”
And then Alex is all “Ewwww.”
wow I’ve failed
“okay now I just want you to tell me about that time Guy and Kyle tried making a porno.”
“Tried” is probably the most appropriate word to use in this situation. It was Guy’s idea, because stuff along the lines of ‘making a porno’ are always Guy’s idea. Clearly it was a spur of the moment kind of thing. The minute he walked into the room and saw the camera and the tripod and Guy spread out on the bed, hands behind his head and boxers sitting low on his hips, he put two and two together and burst out laughing.
“You’re kidding me right?”
Guy tugs his boxers off before flinging them at Kyle’s face, “Do i look like i’m kidding?”
But it happens because, yeah Kyle’s sexual fantasies have no boundaries and Guy’s already naked on the bed, so why not. But it’s really a disaster of thing. Guy keeps making weird porn movie banter, in voices Kyle’s never heard him use before. Kyle’s completely intimidated by the camera, like Guy glances up at Kyle as he’s blowing him to see Kyle making half concerned, half funny sex faces.
“Kyle, stop staring at the camera. You look completely crazy right now.”
It’s really just this huge awkward thing when they watch it later. Kyle slams a pillow over his face in embarrassment and Guy laughs the whole time and keeps making comments on how hot/cute kyle is.
“I’ve now got documented evidence of all those cute noises you make. And that face you make when you-“
Kyle just kind of turns into this lifeless blob on the bed and starts to convince himself that he’s actually dying of embarrassment, until Guy cuddles him and promises they’ll try again until they’re the greatest porn stars in outer space. They spend the rest of the night making up potential porn titles and constructing themed outfits.
“Will. Green Lantern stuff is all about will. Just believe you can fly and you’ll fly.”
“So like Peter Pan?”
Guy groaned, running a hand down his face, “Fuckin’ christ Kyle, yeah like Peter Pan!”
Fucking shit Katelin you’re awful.
NO OMG IS THERE MORE OF THIS I WANT MORE
I…was going to make a whole thing about rookie Kyle and Guy showing him the ropes and that kind of stuff…i think i posted snippets of if awhile ago but here just have my snippets again or something
“So you can make anything at all. Like this?” Light exploded from Kyle’s ring, casting itself into a enormous flying dragon, shooting green fire from it’s mouth.
“Yeah kid, whatever yer nerdy little heart desires.” Guy said, patting Kyle firmly on the back.
After its final act of bravado the dragon dissolved in the air. Kyle stared up at Guy, face scrunched up in confusion, “Then what’s with all the fists?”
Guy shrugged, “Hal just has some kind of fascination with giant hands. I’m sure it’s a fetish.”
“Um, well…” Kyle nervously lifted himself up onto his tiptoes, hoping maybe his feet just needed the extra boost to get off the ground. He threw his arms up for good measure too. “I never actually flew here. The ring just sort of went on autopilot. I’m not really…” He said in between small desperate jumps, “I can’t fly very well.”
Guy doubled over in laughter to the point where he was actually floating upside down, laughing hysterically as Kyle bounced around helplessly below him.