I just want to make a fic about James doing super hot embarrassing things for maleshep. Like on Shepard’s bed because of that whole scene where he’s like WHAT NO SHEPARD I DON’T WANT TO GET IN YOUR BED. And he’d just be all flustered “Commander, you’re making me nervous…”

“So you can make anything at all. Like this?” Light exploded from Kyle’s ring, casting itself into a enormous flying dragon, shooting green fire from it’s mouth.

“Yeah kid, whatever yer nerdy little heart desires.” Guy said, patting Kyle firmly on the back.

After its final act of bravado the dragon dissolved in the air. Kyle stared up at Guy, face scrunched up in confusion, “Then what’s with all the fists?”

 Guy shrugged, “Hal just has some kind of fascination with giant hands. I’m sure it’s a fetish.”

I feel like i’m the best skyrim wife because i made my husband (Marcurio) matching badass armor and sometimes when he’s really hurt and down i heal him with my magic and yeah BEST WIFE.

He just in return has to carry all my dragon bones….